YOU PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN MY LIFE SO HERE READ THIS
  • Today I met up with the professor that I’m in love with
  • I wanted to talk to him about my final paper to hear his feedback
  • And omg he wanted to know about my life and shit
  • And then we ended up talking about sexually graphic and somewhat disturbing films
  • And he knows I’m into that shit
  • And he got all nervous that he was saying this shit to me 
  • And then it just got to the point where we were talking about penises
  • And I brought up Shame
  • And then he was talking about Michael Fassbender and how he said he’s sexy, I mean because I said that I love him
  • SO IDK IF HE’S STRAIGHT OR NOT BUT IF HE’S NOT I’M STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM
  • But back to the sex talk omg
  • He was like “Sorry this is on my mind” 
  • SO NOW I’M THINKING OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT HE WANTS TO BONE
  • AND I JUST KEPT LAUGHING AT HIS JOKES
  • BECAUSE HE’S GREAT AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE HIM
  • AND WE’RE GONNA MEET NEXT WEEK OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG 
  • I FUCKING LOVE HIS DUDE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  1. blockyblock posted this